Now Playing Tracks





take a moment to look how far we’ve come

take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.

take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms

And a ball.

And not just one ball, but TWO balls.

A smaller ball evolves into a larger ball.

All generations have Pokémon you don’t like.

Get over it.






#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpattz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

#i am one of them #he hates his life so much but he hates twilight more 

 #I just hate your career choices RPattz#but you #are #fucking #hilarious 

#look at your life rob #look at your choices


When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

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